Pokemon: Eggshells

Ever wonder how trainers can carry an egg around? Ever wonder what would happen if an egg were dropped? One day my heartgold decided to show me what would happen. This story isn't for the faint of heart.

It was a beautiful day in the game- sunny and bright when the daycare man called. I happily went to collect my pokemon egg, the usual happy message telling me i had recieved an egg.

The daycare man passed my sprite the egg, but instead there was a loud crack, and a "!" appeared over both of their heads. My character backed up for some reason.

I immediately saw why- the egg was cracked and shattered, there was a half-formed baby absol on the ground, even worse- it was the shiny i had ben trying so desperately for.

I heard a gasping from my ds speakers and the games weather changed to rain. My character was standing, the daycare man went inside. I pressed the A button.

"It's a dead pokemon..."
The sprite seemed unable to look away, i pressed A again

"It's all my fault..."

I was surprised, how could it be her fault? The daycare man had dropped the egg, not her. Though i could understand- i would feel terrible too.

I tried to move, but the sprite stayed.

"...."

I opened the trainer card with a sigh only to see something strange. The trainer sprite had white hair and red eyes, she was exceedingly pale and she was surrounded by a pudle of red. Beside her stood a sad looking shiny absol

I closed the trainer card to find that she was picking up the dead pokemon, she put it in her bag.

"Dead pokemon has been obtained"

The message sent shivers down my spine. What did she plan on doing with the remains?

She walked to the hallowed tower and placed the remains there. Suddenly a blue spiritomb appeared. It peered at the trainer. Then at the crippled and half-formed pokemon. It smiled menacingly and a missingno appeared next to it.
The missingno and spiritomb combined into a terrible creature. It was like a spiritomb but it was pixelated in random spots and it's eyes were multi-coloured pixels. Suddenly the Absol stood, it was clear, andi could see straight through it, it hid behind the trainer with a whimper- suddenly a battle started.

"Trainer sent out SpiritPokemon!" The shiny absol came up- still clear and almost invisible.

"Wild SPI!?/?Mb used !_!"

The absol was unaffected,he used guillotine, and the spirtomb- missingno was defeated. Ths overworld sprites appeared, and the Absol appeared in front of my trainer.

It came closer, frothing form it's mouth.
The screen went black and a scream was heard


"...Trainer Kasuki has been killed"

Suddenly two Aqua blue eyes appeared- the absols eyes.
On the touch screen there was a long blood-drenched grin. My ds shut off.

My heartgold game never worked again. and i refuse to buy another copy.